There’s nothing I love more than watching a bunch of very famous people brush shoulders in extremely expensive and decadently OTT clothes; observing from the safety of my desk, brushing nothing but Dorito crumbs off the keyboard. You can only imagine my excitement, then, waking up this morning to an Instagram flooded with coverage of the 2018 Met Gala. What a time to be alive!
The theme this year was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and The Catholic Imagination; the long-standing queen of the Met, Rihanna, was there to host; a slew of our favourite celebrities were there to bring new meaning to the word ‘extra’; and we were on the other side of the world doing this…
The Humble Peacock Provided Inspiration To More Than One Attendee
Would it even be the Met Gala if there wasn’t approximately 10941249 feathers cutting around?
Solange Wore A Du-Rag/Halo Combo, And The Internet Lost Its Mind
We don’t deserve you, Solange.
Sarah Jessica Parker Wore Your Childhood Nativity Set As A Hat
@sarahjessicaparker in @dolcegabbana at the 2018 @metcostumeinstitute #metgala . . . . . #style #couture #fashion #designer #fashionblog #trend #runway #moda #details #inspiration #hautecouture #blog #art #explore #rtw #readytowear #fashionweek #nyc #beautiful #love #picoftheday #instadaily #couturefeast #sjp #SarahJessicaParker #metgala
We couldn’t help but wonder… how did she not get neck cramps with a gold-plated altar sitting atop her thigh-grazing locks?
If You’re Not Worshipping At The Altar Of Rihanna RN, You Should Probs See Yourself Out
ICYMI, Rihanna is the new pope. Welcome to a new age of Ri-ligion.
2Chainz Got Down On One Knee On The Red Carpet
And we’re not crying, you are.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Reminded Us She Is An Actual Angel
*Beyonce’s ‘Halo’ plays faintly in the background*
Frances McDormand Loves The Met Gala More Than You Do
Frances Mcdormand got funky with @pppiccioli in an out-of-this-world Valentino look, like a celestial body herself in her showstopping headpiece. #metgala Directed by @bardiazeinali DP @kellyjeffrey Movement @mettenarrative Steadicam @yoshisteadiop Production @prodn_artandcommerce Edit & Post Production @modern.post Music @basement_jaxx
And we love her more than she loves the Met Gala.
Greta Gerwig Was The Coolest Person There
greta gerwig is coming as maria von trapp before nannying wears her down which is exactly what i imagined mary kate and ashley would have designed for her pic.twitter.com/tFUPewJCOI
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) May 7, 2018
Zendaya’s Joan Of Arc Outfit Was 🔥
Jared Leto And Lana Del Ray Were A Walking Renaissance Painting
The Caves Were There To Redefine #CouplesGoals
Guests at the #MetGala’s opening of exhibit ‘Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,’ @nickcaveofficial wore a custom #Gucci wool mohair two button three-piece suit with an evening shirt, grosgrain tie, lurex socks and python loafers with Horsebit detail. @susiecaveofficial wore #GucciFW18 velvet crew neck gown with knotted draping detail on the sides and asymmetric hem with velvet hat with ribbons, velvet long gloves, and braided sandals by #AlessandroMichele. #MetHeavenlyBodies
Kate Bosworth Was The Most Beautiful Bride Ever
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Eternal (blue) crush.
And, The World Is Clearly About To End, Because:
@Grimes’s silver choker wasn’t just a directional accessory—that pendant is actually a Tesla symbol, apparently inspired by none other than her date for the evening, @ElonMusk. #metgala Directed by @bardiazeinali DP @kellyjeffrey Movement @mettenarrative Steadicam @yoshisteadiop Production @prodn_artandcommerce Edit & Post Production @modern.post @modern.post Music @th3oryhazit
Armageddon outta here.