All The Strongest Lewks From The 2018 Met Gala

There’s nothing I love more than watching a bunch of very famous people brush shoulders in extremely expensive and decadently OTT clothes; observing from the safety of my desk, brushing nothing but Dorito crumbs off the keyboard. You can only imagine my excitement, then, waking up this morning to an Instagram flooded with coverage of the 2018 Met Gala. What a time to be alive!

The theme this year was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and The Catholic Imagination; the long-standing queen of the Met, Rihanna, was there to host; a slew of our favourite celebrities were there to bring new meaning to the word ‘extra’; and we were on the other side of the world doing this…

The Humble Peacock Provided Inspiration To More Than One Attendee

MET HEAVENLY BODIES #JenniferLopez attends the #METGALA in custom-made #BALMAIN gown. The custom design will be auctioned off on Ifonly.com/RED to support @red’s fight to #endAIDS. #FirstMondayInMay #MetHeavenlyBodies #TheMet #BALMAINARMY

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#GigiHadid wearing #Versace ?? or ??? #MetGala #metgala2018

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Would it even be the Met Gala if there wasn’t approximately 10941249 feathers cutting around?

Solange Wore A Du-Rag/Halo Combo, And The Internet Lost Its Mind

my god wears a durag ?

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We don’t deserve you, Solange.

Sarah Jessica Parker Wore Your Childhood Nativity Set As A Hat

@sarahjessicaparker in @dolcegabbana at the 2018 @metcostumeinstitute #metgala . . . . . #style #couture #fashion #designer #fashionblog #trend #runway #moda #details #inspiration #hautecouture #blog #art #explore #rtw #readytowear #fashionweek #nyc #beautiful #love #picoftheday #instadaily #couturefeast #sjp #SarahJessicaParker #metgala

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We couldn’t help but wonder… how did she not get neck cramps with a gold-plated altar sitting atop her thigh-grazing locks?

If You’re Not Worshipping At The Altar Of Rihanna RN, You Should Probs See Yourself Out

Shut. It. Down. #repost @voguemagazine #metgala #makeupbypriscillaono using @fentybeauty #fentyface

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ICYMI, Rihanna is the new pope. Welcome to a new age of Ri-ligion.

2Chainz Got Down On One Knee On The Red Carpet

Go big or stay home. Right, @hairweavekiller! Congrats #2chainz on your engagement!!! ?❤

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And we’re not crying, you are.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Reminded Us She Is An Actual Angel

#MetGala2018 with this angelic creature! #RosieHuntingtonWhiteley @cwoodhair @chercoulter #KateSynnottMakeup using #TomFordBeauty & #KateSomerville #TFextreme #TFliplaquer #ExfoliKate

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*Beyonce’s ‘Halo’ plays faintly in the background*

Frances McDormand Loves The Met Gala More Than You Do

Frances Mcdormand got funky with @pppiccioli in an out-of-this-world Valentino look, like a celestial body herself in her showstopping headpiece. #metgala Directed by @bardiazeinali DP @kellyjeffrey Movement @mettenarrative Steadicam @yoshisteadiop Production @prodn_artandcommerce Edit & Post Production @modern.post Music @basement_jaxx

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And we love her more than she loves the Met Gala.

Greta Gerwig Was The Coolest Person There 

greta gerwig is coming as maria von trapp before nannying wears her down which is exactly what i imagined mary kate and ashley would have designed for her pic.twitter.com/tFUPewJCOI

— rachel syme (@rachsyme) May 7, 2018

Obvy.

Zendaya’s Joan Of Arc Outfit Was ?

Joan of Arc ⛓ @zendaya ? in atelier @versace ? #metgala2018

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Too soon?

Jared Leto And Lana Del Ray Were A Walking Renaissance Painting

Moments before the #MetGala, Gucci Creative Director #AlessandroMichele together with @lanadelrey and @jaredleto in custom #Gucci. #MetHeavenlyBodies

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Just wow.

The Caves Were There To Redefine #CouplesGoals 

Guests at the #MetGala’s opening of exhibit ‘Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,’ @nickcaveofficial wore a custom #Gucci wool mohair two button three-piece suit with an evening shirt, grosgrain tie, lurex socks and python loafers with Horsebit detail. @susiecaveofficial wore #GucciFW18 velvet crew neck gown with knotted draping detail on the sides and asymmetric hem with velvet hat with ribbons, velvet long gloves, and braided sandals by #AlessandroMichele. #MetHeavenlyBodies

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Good seeds!

Kate Bosworth Was The Most Beautiful Bride Ever 

I’m totally obsessed with these ladies’ makeup. Kate Bosworth and Zendaya’s looks would be perfect for the bride that appreciates a natural soft look! ?? Use our online booking system to schedule your appointment today | https://www.belezaartistry.com/book-online ?? – – – #KateBosworth #zendaya #naturalglam #engaged #shesaidyes #isaidyes #gettingmarried #njbride #njmakeupartist #makeupartist #softglam #cliftonmakeupartist #veronamakeupartist #bloomfieldmakeupartist #ridgewoodmakeupartist #bridalmakeup #beautymakeup #glammakeup #theknot #weddingwire #newjerseywedding #thebrownstone #parksavoy #crystalplaza #naninasinthepark #westmountcountryclub #thebethwood #njweddingphotographer #njbride #springbride

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Eternal (blue) crush.

And, The World Is Clearly About To End, Because: 

@Grimes’s silver choker wasn’t just a directional accessory—that pendant is actually a Tesla symbol, apparently inspired by none other than her date for the evening, @ElonMusk. #metgala Directed by @bardiazeinali DP @kellyjeffrey Movement @mettenarrative Steadicam @yoshisteadiop Production @prodn_artandcommerce Edit & Post Production @modern.post @modern.post Music @th3oryhazit

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Armageddon outta here.