All The Strongest Lewks From The 2018 Met Gala

Blessed be.

There’s nothing I love more than watching a bunch of very famous people brush shoulders in extremely expensive and decadently OTT clothes; observing from the safety of my desk, brushing nothing but Dorito crumbs off the keyboard. You can only imagine my excitement, then, waking up this morning to an Instagram flooded with coverage of the 2018 Met Gala. What a time to be alive!

The theme this year was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and The Catholic Imagination; the long-standing queen of the Met, Rihanna, was there to host; a slew of our favourite celebrities were there to bring new meaning to the word ‘extra’; and we were on the other side of the world doing this…

The Humble Peacock Provided Inspiration To More Than One Attendee

#GigiHadid wearing #Versace ?? or ??? #MetGala #metgala2018

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Would it even be the Met Gala if there wasn’t approximately 10941249 feathers cutting around?

Solange Wore A Du-Rag/Halo Combo, And The Internet Lost Its Mind

my god wears a durag ?

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We don’t deserve you, Solange.

Sarah Jessica Parker Wore Your Childhood Nativity Set As A Hat

We couldn’t help but wonder… how did she not get neck cramps with a gold-plated altar sitting atop her thigh-grazing locks?

If You’re Not Worshipping At The Altar Of Rihanna RN, You Should Probs See Yourself Out

ICYMI, Rihanna is the new pope. Welcome to a new age of Ri-ligion.

2Chainz Got Down On One Knee On The Red Carpet

And we’re not crying, you are.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Reminded Us She Is An Actual Angel

*Beyonce’s ‘Halo’ plays faintly in the background*

Frances McDormand Loves The Met Gala More Than You Do

And we love her more than she loves the Met Gala.

Greta Gerwig Was The Coolest Person There 


Zendaya’s Joan Of Arc Outfit Was ?

Joan of Arc ⛓ @zendaya ? in atelier @versace ? #metgala2018

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Too soon?

Jared Leto And Lana Del Ray Were A Walking Renaissance Painting

Just wow.

The Caves Were There To Redefine #CouplesGoals 

Good seeds!

Kate Bosworth Was The Most Beautiful Bride Ever 

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Eternal (blue) crush.

And, The World Is Clearly About To End, Because: 

Armageddon outta here.

Words, @madw0n