Would You Actually Wear These 5 Street Style Trends?
Hot new lewks.
Sometimes it feels like the High Priestesses of Fashion are constantly just kicking back over a glass of red wine, sharing a LOL at our expense.
“Oh, yes! Good one! We’ll convince them that the ugly, chunky sneakers they poked fun at their dads for wearing their entire lives, are actually, in fact, kewl”, the ultimate trolls would cackle as they poured another glass of vino.
“Yes, yes! And, let’s bring back the marvellously unflattering low-rise jean trend they swore off back in 2005! Won’t that be a hoot?”, they’d assert, knowing full well people like me would cave to the allure of a Paris Hilton-approved revival.
If you need proof that my theory is very much alive and real, look no further than the street style crew pulling off many a lewk outside fashion month this year. Let it be known that this is a no judgement zone, since there’s no doubt in my mind that the whole COH office will be dabbling in the 5 forthcoming trends very soon ourselves. But if you can’t have a small chuckle at the absurdity of ~fashion~ every once in a while, then what’s the point?
*Guys, I just realised that kewl is an anagram of lewk, and my life will never be the same again.